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HOLEY DRIVER
03:58
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HOLEY DRIVER
SUNDAY AFTERNOON, IT'S PISSING DOWN
SHALL WE GO AND PLAY A FESTIVAL IN A QUITE FAR AWAY TOWN?
JUST TIME TO PACK THE KIT, GET WEED, GO GRANDE, HAVE A SHIT
THEN IT'S OFF DOWN THE COAST FOR A FUN LITTLE TRIP
AND WE'RE HOONING IT
AND WE'RE ALREADY LATE
SO GET THE LINES IN
THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO SNIFF SOME KET
THAN WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING
IN THE RAIN IN THE MIDDLE LANE
DRIVE PAST AND BACK AGAIN
HOLEY DRIVER WHEELSPIN
DRIVE BETWEEN LINES ON A ROAD DARK AND TREACHEROUS
WILL WE ARRIVE ON TIME?
PLACE YOUR BETS ON US REACHING OUR GOAL
BUT WITH THE MOLE ON OUR SIDE
HOLEY DRIVER FINISH LINE
AND CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT SAYS
WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED AT MACCY DEES
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT SO LATE
AND THERE'S A MAP IN THE BACK OF THAT SEAT
AND THERE'S A QUICKER ROUTE
AND OTHER GUITARS AND AMPS TO USE
AND IF YOU WANNA GET ANYWHERE QUICK FUCK KET
YOU'RE PROBLY BETTER OFF HAVING A TOOT
AND WE'RE ALREADY LATE
SO GET THE LINES IN
THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO SNIFF SOME KET
THAN WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING
IN THE RAIN IN THE MIDDLE LANE
DRIVE PAST AND BACK AGAIN
HOLEY DRIVER WHEELSPIN
DRIVE BETWEEN LINES ON A ROAD DARK AND TREACHEROUS
WILL WE ARRIVE ON TIME?
PLACE YOUR BETS ON US REACHING OUR GOAL
BUT WITH THE MOLE ON OUR SIDE
HOLEY DRIVER FINISH LINE
AND THERE'S SOME SLUTS ON A PARTY BUS
IN FRONT OF US
WE'RE JUST SLUTS ON A PARTY BUS
DOING SLUGS ON A PARTY BUS
SLUTS ON A PARTY BUS
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JEREMY KYLE
01:26
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JEREMY KYLE
HE DON'T LIKE WASTE OF SPACE MEN
LOOKS LIKE HE REALLY HATES THEM
THEY SHOULD BE AT WORK NOT WATCHING DAYTIME TV
HIS GUESTS ARE ANGRY, DUMB AND TOOTHLESS
SO JEZZA MUST BE RUTHLESS
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO WAKE THEM UP HE SAYS..
WHY DON'T YOU JUST NOT HAVE A TATTOO ON YOUR FACE?
TOTAL, TOTAL DISGRACE
DON'T SLOUCH, LOSE THE HAT, IT'S A FACT MY FRIEND
IT'S CLASSIC KYLE SO I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
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ADULT WEEKEND
02:11
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ADULT WEEKEND
LAGGIN AT THE CAB RANK..WHAT A FUCKING MESS
HUMANOIDS FROM MILES AROUND HAVE COME IN FANCY DRESS
TO PUNCH A ROBOT IN THE FACE
IT'S YOUR KIND OF PLACE
IT'S FULL OF CUNTS
I'VE BEEN TO BUTLINS WHEN I'VE RUN OUT OF FAGS
SOME PEOPLE GO TO BUTLINS FOR LAGER AND SLAGS
IT COSTS AS MUCH AS A PROPER HOLIDAY
BUT LET'S ALL GO AND STAY AT BUTLINS
IT LOOKS LIKE A CONCENTRATION CAMP AND A GIANT CIRCUS TENT
COME DOWN TO THE COAST AND LAY ON THE CEMENT
TRY AND PUNCH A ROBOT IN THE FACE
HAVE A KNOBBLY KNEE RACE
AND ALL GET FUCKED
I'VE BEEN TO BUTLINS WHEN I'VE RUN OUT OF FAGS
SOME PEOPLE GO TO BUTLINS FOR LAGER AND SLAGS
IT COSTS AS MUCH AS A PROPER HOLIDAY
BUT LET'S ALL GO AND STAY AT BUTLINS
I'LL STAY OUTSIDE
FUCK YOU BURGER KING
BROWN WATER SLIDES
SHIT WRESTLING
I COULD CLIMB
THRU THE GAPS IN THE PERIMETER
IF I EVER WANT TO GET INTO
BUTLINS
BUTLINS SUCKS IT'S FULL OF CUNTS
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RAZZLE DAZZLE
01:17
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RAZZLE DAZZLE
RAZZLE DAZZLE ON THE BENILYN HE DIDN'T HAVE A COUGH
MIXING IT WITH CRUNCK WHILE HE WENT ABOUT HIS JOB
GOT HIM BACK TO BILL'S HOUSE WHEN HE'D CLOSED THE SHOP
WHERE HE GOT CHEWED UP
HE HAD A LITTLE SLEEP GOT A NICE HAIRCUT
THOUGHT HE'D MET A LOVELY SLUT
HE REALLY COULDN'T BELIEVE HIS LUCK
HE JUST TURNED UP AND GOT HIS DICK SUCKED
AFTER WORK ON HALLOWEEN
THAT'S WHEN IT DAWNED ON HIM
HE SAW A DRAG QUEEN
BENJIMAN STARING UP AT HIM
WITH A SINISTER DIRTY MANPASTE COVERED GRIN
RAZZLE DAZZLE MADE HIS EXIT AFTER THAT
WITH THE SMILE GONE FROM HIS FACE
BENJI FELL ASLEEP THEN HE GOT ANTIQUED
I BET WE NEVER SEE EITHER ONE AGAIN
RAZZLE DAZZLE AND BENJIMAN
RAZZLE DAZZLE AND BENJIMAN
GETTING SUCKED OFF BY A BLOKE WAS PROBLY HIS ORIGINAL PLAN
RAZZLE DAZZLE AND BENJI THE MAN
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SUPER SELECTIVE
02:54
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SUPER SELECTIVE
I WASN'T PLAYING TRUANT IN A CAR PARK SNIFFING GLUE
I MAY HAVE BEEN DOWN C.L.C. ON STREET FIGHTER 2
BUT MOST OF MY TIME WAS SPENT IN CLASS
GRUNGE SONG WRITING, DRAWING BOBA FETT
GRAB PENCIL, REWIND THE CASETTE
MUSIC ROOM OF ACOUSTIC GUITARS TO SMASH
THE RUGGER BUGGERS AND THE RAVE SCUM THINK THEY'RE HARD
SO WE STEAL THEIR HASH FROM THEIR SPLIFFY JACKETS
MAKE SHIT, BREAK SHIT, WRITE A SHITTY FANZINE
START A BAND, JUMP AROUND, SEE THE WORLD EXPANDING
SCIENTISTS AND FOOTBALL TEAMS, COMEDIANS AND ROCK STARS
SOME REACHED THEIR DESTINATIONS
OTHERS DIDN'T GET FAR
ROYAL RUMBLE ON CONCRETE
GRAB A WOODEN CHAIR
MIND YOU DON'T GET SPAT ON THE HEAD LOOKING STRAIGHT AHEAD
WALKING UP THE STAIRS
I TACKLED MY EXAMS AT THE END OF MY LAST YEAR
WITH RUM IN MY RIBENA, SNUFF IN MY NOSE AND EAR
AND WHEN THEY SAID DON'T COME BACK I DIDN'T SHED A TEAR
I GOT BACK ON MY SKATEBOARD ND THE WHOLE PLACE DISAPPEARD
I TOOK AWAY A FADED VAGUE BLUEPRINT OF THE WORLD
WHERE YOU CAN SURVIVE ON HATE AND NOT CREATE
AND NEVER TALK TO GIRLS
AND YOU CAN BE EXCLUDED FOR HAVING SILLY HAIR
OR WEARING VARIATIONS OF WHAT YOU'RE TOLD TO WEAR
AND EVERYTHING I LEARNT THERE TOOK TWO MINUTES TO SHARE
AT LEAST I'VE STILL GOT A DOUBLE PLUG AND A SOLDERING IRON SOMEWHERE
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LITTLE TREASURE ALLSTARS Bognor Regis, UK
High calibre Punk Rock LTAS relish in the last 40 Years of melody,thrash and back-beat
"Probably the most brutal punk rock out-fit to fester along the sluggish south coast" ~ C.J Clapham (AstralSlugzWeekly)
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