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HOLEY DRIVER 03:58
HOLEY DRIVER SUNDAY AFTERNOON, IT'S PISSING DOWN SHALL WE GO AND PLAY A FESTIVAL IN A QUITE FAR AWAY TOWN? JUST TIME TO PACK THE KIT, GET WEED, GO GRANDE, HAVE A SHIT THEN IT'S OFF DOWN THE COAST FOR A FUN LITTLE TRIP AND WE'RE HOONING IT AND WE'RE ALREADY LATE SO GET THE LINES IN THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO SNIFF SOME KET THAN WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING IN THE RAIN IN THE MIDDLE LANE DRIVE PAST AND BACK AGAIN HOLEY DRIVER WHEELSPIN DRIVE BETWEEN LINES ON A ROAD DARK AND TREACHEROUS WILL WE ARRIVE ON TIME? PLACE YOUR BETS ON US REACHING OUR GOAL BUT WITH THE MOLE ON OUR SIDE HOLEY DRIVER FINISH LINE AND CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT SAYS WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED AT MACCY DEES WE SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT SO LATE AND THERE'S A MAP IN THE BACK OF THAT SEAT AND THERE'S A QUICKER ROUTE AND OTHER GUITARS AND AMPS TO USE AND IF YOU WANNA GET ANYWHERE QUICK FUCK KET YOU'RE PROBLY BETTER OFF HAVING A TOOT AND WE'RE ALREADY LATE SO GET THE LINES IN THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO SNIFF SOME KET THAN WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING IN THE RAIN IN THE MIDDLE LANE DRIVE PAST AND BACK AGAIN HOLEY DRIVER WHEELSPIN DRIVE BETWEEN LINES ON A ROAD DARK AND TREACHEROUS WILL WE ARRIVE ON TIME? PLACE YOUR BETS ON US REACHING OUR GOAL BUT WITH THE MOLE ON OUR SIDE HOLEY DRIVER FINISH LINE AND THERE'S SOME SLUTS ON A PARTY BUS IN FRONT OF US WE'RE JUST SLUTS ON A PARTY BUS DOING SLUGS ON A PARTY BUS SLUTS ON A PARTY BUS
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JEREMY KYLE 01:26
JEREMY KYLE HE DON'T LIKE WASTE OF SPACE MEN LOOKS LIKE HE REALLY HATES THEM THEY SHOULD BE AT WORK NOT WATCHING DAYTIME TV HIS GUESTS ARE ANGRY, DUMB AND TOOTHLESS SO JEZZA MUST BE RUTHLESS WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO WAKE THEM UP HE SAYS.. WHY DON'T YOU JUST NOT HAVE A TATTOO ON YOUR FACE? TOTAL, TOTAL DISGRACE DON'T SLOUCH, LOSE THE HAT, IT'S A FACT MY FRIEND IT'S CLASSIC KYLE SO I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
3.
ADULT WEEKEND LAGGIN AT THE CAB RANK..WHAT A FUCKING MESS HUMANOIDS FROM MILES AROUND HAVE COME IN FANCY DRESS TO PUNCH A ROBOT IN THE FACE IT'S YOUR KIND OF PLACE IT'S FULL OF CUNTS I'VE BEEN TO BUTLINS WHEN I'VE RUN OUT OF FAGS SOME PEOPLE GO TO BUTLINS FOR LAGER AND SLAGS IT COSTS AS MUCH AS A PROPER HOLIDAY BUT LET'S ALL GO AND STAY AT BUTLINS IT LOOKS LIKE A CONCENTRATION CAMP AND A GIANT CIRCUS TENT COME DOWN TO THE COAST AND LAY ON THE CEMENT TRY AND PUNCH A ROBOT IN THE FACE HAVE A KNOBBLY KNEE RACE AND ALL GET FUCKED I'VE BEEN TO BUTLINS WHEN I'VE RUN OUT OF FAGS SOME PEOPLE GO TO BUTLINS FOR LAGER AND SLAGS IT COSTS AS MUCH AS A PROPER HOLIDAY BUT LET'S ALL GO AND STAY AT BUTLINS I'LL STAY OUTSIDE FUCK YOU BURGER KING BROWN WATER SLIDES SHIT WRESTLING I COULD CLIMB THRU THE GAPS IN THE PERIMETER IF I EVER WANT TO GET INTO BUTLINS BUTLINS SUCKS IT'S FULL OF CUNTS
4.
RAZZLE DAZZLE RAZZLE DAZZLE ON THE BENILYN HE DIDN'T HAVE A COUGH MIXING IT WITH CRUNCK WHILE HE WENT ABOUT HIS JOB GOT HIM BACK TO BILL'S HOUSE WHEN HE'D CLOSED THE SHOP WHERE HE GOT CHEWED UP HE HAD A LITTLE SLEEP GOT A NICE HAIRCUT THOUGHT HE'D MET A LOVELY SLUT HE REALLY COULDN'T BELIEVE HIS LUCK HE JUST TURNED UP AND GOT HIS DICK SUCKED AFTER WORK ON HALLOWEEN THAT'S WHEN IT DAWNED ON HIM HE SAW A DRAG QUEEN BENJIMAN STARING UP AT HIM WITH A SINISTER DIRTY MANPASTE COVERED GRIN RAZZLE DAZZLE MADE HIS EXIT AFTER THAT WITH THE SMILE GONE FROM HIS FACE BENJI FELL ASLEEP THEN HE GOT ANTIQUED I BET WE NEVER SEE EITHER ONE AGAIN RAZZLE DAZZLE AND BENJIMAN RAZZLE DAZZLE AND BENJIMAN GETTING SUCKED OFF BY A BLOKE WAS PROBLY HIS ORIGINAL PLAN RAZZLE DAZZLE AND BENJI THE MAN
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SUPER SELECTIVE I WASN'T PLAYING TRUANT IN A CAR PARK SNIFFING GLUE I MAY HAVE BEEN DOWN C.L.C. ON STREET FIGHTER 2 BUT MOST OF MY TIME WAS SPENT IN CLASS GRUNGE SONG WRITING, DRAWING BOBA FETT GRAB PENCIL, REWIND THE CASETTE MUSIC ROOM OF ACOUSTIC GUITARS TO SMASH THE RUGGER BUGGERS AND THE RAVE SCUM THINK THEY'RE HARD SO WE STEAL THEIR HASH FROM THEIR SPLIFFY JACKETS MAKE SHIT, BREAK SHIT, WRITE A SHITTY FANZINE START A BAND, JUMP AROUND, SEE THE WORLD EXPANDING SCIENTISTS AND FOOTBALL TEAMS, COMEDIANS AND ROCK STARS SOME REACHED THEIR DESTINATIONS OTHERS DIDN'T GET FAR ROYAL RUMBLE ON CONCRETE GRAB A WOODEN CHAIR MIND YOU DON'T GET SPAT ON THE HEAD LOOKING STRAIGHT AHEAD WALKING UP THE STAIRS I TACKLED MY EXAMS AT THE END OF MY LAST YEAR WITH RUM IN MY RIBENA, SNUFF IN MY NOSE AND EAR AND WHEN THEY SAID DON'T COME BACK I DIDN'T SHED A TEAR I GOT BACK ON MY SKATEBOARD ND THE WHOLE PLACE DISAPPEARD I TOOK AWAY A FADED VAGUE BLUEPRINT OF THE WORLD WHERE YOU CAN SURVIVE ON HATE AND NOT CREATE AND NEVER TALK TO GIRLS AND YOU CAN BE EXCLUDED FOR HAVING SILLY HAIR OR WEARING VARIATIONS OF WHAT YOU'RE TOLD TO WEAR AND EVERYTHING I LEARNT THERE TOOK TWO MINUTES TO SHARE AT LEAST I'VE STILL GOT A DOUBLE PLUG AND A SOLDERING IRON SOMEWHERE

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released September 8, 2015

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LITTLE TREASURE ALLSTARS Bognor Regis, UK

High calibre Punk Rock LTAS relish in the last 40 Years of melody,thrash and back-beat

"Probably the most brutal punk rock out-fit to fester along the sluggish south coast" ~ C.J Clapham (AstralSlugzWeekly)

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